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HK-47's 12 days of Christmas

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HK-47: Musical exclamation;  On the first day of Christmas my master gave to me: a shot to the knee from 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.
On the second day of Christmas my master gave to me two minor upgrades and a shot to the knee from 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.
On the third day of Christmas my master gave to me , three enjoyable kills, two minor upgrades and a shot to the knee from 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.
On fourth day of Christmas my master gave to me four repairs to my memory core, three enjoyable kills, two minor upgrades and a shot to the knee from 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.
On the fifth day of Christmas my master gave to me five soon-to-be-dead meatbags for me to hunt, four repairs to my memory core, three enjoyable kills, two minor upgrades and a shot to the knee from 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.
On the sixth day of Christmas my master gave to me six unpleasant cleanups after a rather annoying and bloated Hutt-meatbag just had to explode all over me after I shoved a thermal detonator down his throat to see what would happen, five soon-to-be-dead meatbags for me to hunt, four repairs to my memory core, three enjoyable kills, two minor upgrades and a shot to the knee from 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.
On the seventh day of Christmas my master gave to me seven missed opportunities for assassination, six unpleasant cleanups after a rather annoying and bloated Hutt-meatbag just had to explode all over me after I shoved a thermal detonator down his throat to see what would happen, five soon-to-be-dead meatbags for me to hunt, four repairs to my memory core, three enjoyable kills, two minor upgrades and a shot to the knee from 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.
On  the eighth day of Christmas my master gave to me eight assassination protocols, seven missed opportunities for assassination, six unpleasant cleanups after a rather annoying and bloated Hutt-meatbag just had to explode all over me after I shoved a thermal detonator down his throat to see what would happen, five soon-to-be-dead meatbags for me to hunt, four repairs to my memory core, three enjoyable kills, two minor upgrades and a shot to the knee from 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.
On the ninth day of Christmas my master gave to me nine deadly mines, eight assassination protocols, seven missed opportunities for assassination, six unpleasant cleanups after a rather annoying and bloated Hutt-meatbag just had to explode all over me after I shoved a thermal detonator down his throat to see what would happen, five soon-to-be-dead meatbags for me to hunt, four repairs to my memory core, three enjoyable kills, two minor upgrades and a shot to the knee from 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.
On the tenth day of Christmas my master gave to me ten armor upgrades, nine deadly mines, eight assassination protocols, seven missed opportunities for assassination, six unpleasant cleanups after a rather annoying and bloated Hutt-meatbag just had to explode all over me after I shoved a thermal detonator down his throat to see what would happen, five soon-to-be-dead meatbags for me to hunt, four repairs to my memory core, three enjoyable kills, two minor upgrades and a shot to the knee from 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my master gave to me eleven blaster clips, ten armor upgrades, nine deadly mines, eight assassination protocols, seven missed opportunities for assassination, six unpleasant cleanups after a rather annoying and bloated Hutt-meatbag just had to explode all over me after I shoved a thermal detonator down his throat to see what would happen, five soon-to-be-dead meatbags for me to hunt, four repairs to my memory core, three enjoyable kills, two minor upgrades and a shot to the knee from 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.
On the twelvth day of Christmas my master gave to me twelve thermal detonators, eleven blaster clips, ten armor upgrades, nine deadly mines, eight assassination protocols, seven missed opportunities for assassination, six unpleasant cleanups after a rather annoying and bloated Hutt-meatbag just had to explode all over me after I shoved a thermal detonator down his throat to see what would happen, five soon-to-be-dead meatbags for me to hunt, four repairs to my memory core, three enjoyable kills, two minor upgrades and a shot to the knee from 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope.
The title says it all.
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NagandEmerald's avatar
*Nag* You know, the lyrics to this could easily be put into the tune of the song. I just would have to get creative.
*Emerald* *imitates HK-47* Sarcastic Lament: Oh, how I sometimes wish I could actually be a musical droid, rather than have the pleasure of killing meatbags.